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Friday, March 12, 2010

YESSAAA BACK FROM CAMP

THIS IS GOING TO BE A DAMN LONG POST!!

ok im gonna tell u about

SEC 2 camp YAY :D

when i reached school, i said the best part would be the bus ride

but i was wrong

sec 2 camp was actually FUCKING FUN
WHOOOOOOO

ok so

i went to school and saw alot of people

and i said ok this is gonna be bad

i shone my torchlight everywhere

it was super bright

i loved it

and then we had our 'recess'

and ate everything

and finally it was time for the bus to

Serimbun Scouts Camp :D

which is near lim chu kang

and kranji or soemthing

so on the bus I sat next to kenneth

and behind us was an empty seat

well almost empty, except our bags

and a few others' bags

so me and kenneth played together

i made him laugh

alot

and leeson was in the seat in front of us

and neeson in front of leeson

edmund, isaac and evan were beside us

so we talked and talked and talked to leeson

about jokes and stupid stuff

and upon reaching the campsite

we were quite scared

there were many graves in teh graveyard

i think there were at least 1000

so we finally reached the camp

the first thing we did upon reaching the camp

was putting our bags down

on an unfamiliar grass patch

and sitting down

there, we were introduced to our individual camp instructors

it was awesome, there were a few teachers present for teh camp as well

like Mdm Siti, Mr Dzul, Mr Kng, Mr Sayed and Mr Dawa :D

all of them were extra friendly during the camp

which is cool

anyway we were sent into a group called Delaware

teh other groups were

-Apache

-Blackfoot

-Eenou

-Chino

-Fox

or some stuff like that

Apache was made out of 2e1 and 2e2 i think

Blackfoot? I think 2e3 or something

Eenou was made out of 2N1 and 2N2

Chino is made up of 2e4 and 2e5

Fox was made up of 2t1 and 2n2

and my group, Delaware consists of 2n1 and 2e5.

:) by the way the classes repeated twice its because they were split up

this is not 100% accurate though

=X i took so long to write that

idk why i wrote that

anyway there are some people in our group

which im going to name

because i want to waste space

and make this a looong blog post

u can skip this part

if ur not interested

love you

-Edgar

-Jason <>

-Danish

-Derek

-Brendan

-Christian

-Martin

-Isaac

-Neil

-Lingesh

-Verghese

-Joseph

-Kingston

-Marcus

-Edward

-Evan

-Edmund

-Keven

-Joash

-Korean dude

-Ang moh accented dude

and some malaysian and ang-moh accented guy

now there you go, space wasted ! :D

ok time to move on

our instructors were Nazry and Tommy

Tommy was the one who talked to us the most, hes super friendly

Nazry is friendly but strict, he plays modern warfare 2 :D

on pc -.- not on xbox

im not a modern warfare fan but the group talks about it like its so good

so maybe ill try playing it

they taught us a

cheer

it goes like

From north to south we're going to rock the house

From east to west we're going to beat the rest

*stupid sound* Dela at the warfront x3

We will win the war this time

*clap rhythmically* we will win the war x5

it was actually not a bad cheer

just that i dont want to look like an elephant and chant

but i chanted it anyway

so we had to PUT UP OUR TENTS

it was tedious and hard work

but it was cool

me, edgar, danish, derek, brendan, aloysius, isaac and christian pitched our tent

and we slept in a different tent

so they were my tentmates :)

and we had lunch

i dont remember the food but i know that teh drink is Fruit Punch

really good ! and then they appointed Brendan DeSouza as their leader

which is dumb but he's damn funny HAHA

after lunch, we had flag making

evan drew teh base and we painted

it was quite awesome

a skull with 3 swords through it

and angelic wings

with the name Delaware like any lasallian school motto :)

so we moved on to our first game

RAT ( Race Against Time )

Nazry told us it was an amazing race based game

so we were excited

but it was actually really hard sometimes

our first challenge was to

cross the rope [*electric fence*] and theres a bell attached to it

first try, i failed

then it was finished

even keven got to it

it was actually pretty cool

then we cheered for ourself

our next challenge was to flip over a mat

with 36people on it

which may seem impossible

but we did it somehow

im not sure how

and then we got to the scary one

all of us

stands on a log

and we have to

position ourselves from smallest to biggest

3 biggies (keven bryce and i forgot who) supported us

it was not easy

i almost fell 8 times but thanks keven for supporting me and my giant ass

we managed to do it but i was sweating

and teh last part was the most troublesome

with isaac crossing over me

he wasnt confident at all

so was i

and i ended up bearhugging him somehow trying to support him

im not gay like SOMEONE

o.O

ok our next challenge was i forgot what

and our last challenge for the day

was the human thing

where we all lay down on the grass

and carried people all teh way

like a rock concert

when someone jumps everyone carries him

but we were lying down

it was hard but it was okay i guess

soon it was time for dinner

dinner dinner dinner

i forgot the drink but it was a pretty good drink

after dinner, i forgot what we did

its not important nor exciting anyway

so we proceeded to our Night activity

which was to

blindfold ourselves

at night

and hold the shoulders of the person infront of us

and walk around hte campsite

it was very very hard

and i couldnt see anything

when i opened my eyes

im like

oh crap ill never take eyesight for granted again

it was really cool

and we had supper , i couldnt take the brightness of the light at first

but it was awesome anyway

supper was bread with some cream or something

and it was time to sleep

i thought i couldnt sleep

but managed to

on the first night i slept next to danish

NEXT DAY!!! [2nd day]

HIGH ELEMENTS DAY!!

we had breakfast yay! rice, milo and sausage wtf?

and after morning we had our very firstest activity of high elements

which was? guess what

ABSEILING :D

my favourite

i did it in p5 and loved it, well yes i did

but i was nervous anyhow, its been 3 years u know?

but i managed to abseil and it was freaking fun

and after that we had lunch

it was awesome

after lunch, guess what man? IT WAS FREAKING ROCK CLIMBING

WOOT , i didnt make it very far... whatever

the thing was 7 stories high

after that it was the obstacle course

i skipped that

noone knew

well at least no instructors knew

haha everyone else did

:), its time for dinner!

we had

super mega awesome lime drink

which i drank 10 cups of

and the whole canteen was so hyper

we were shouting all over

i think

and i ate my dinner in silence

im pro right?

after dinner was our night activity

we went to PEIRCE RESERVOIR

we had to walk

a trail, 1.5km long ourselves

at night

pitch black

but there were glow sticks to lead the way

which made it all the more easier

i head a branch snap

and i ran all the way

the instructor asked me to bring a bag to the person at the end

and another one asked me for insect repellent

wow am i that popular seriously?

i made it to the end and chatted with derek danish and russell peh

russell quite irritating actually

then we went back, and on the bus ride everyone was so sleepy

very very sleepy and when it was time to wake up

everyone was reluctant to

and we were so tired when we went for supper

i went to bathe and headed straight to sleep

NEXT DAY!! [3rd day]

DAY OF DIRTINESS!!

this day was a damn dirty day

but nevertheless fun

we had hashbrown for breakfast

it was pretty cool, with hot milo as well

that did it for me , :)

our first activity, after breakfast

was Nature Ramble

it was a nature walk through the jungle

and theres alot of mud involved

at first, we were given a briefing

when bees attack, they say

you have to lie down on the floor

how stupid is that? but i did it anyway

and halfway through i had diarrhoea .

i thought that it must have been the milo

i guess i was right

everyone went in

and mdm chew stayed and waited for me

shes actually really kind!

after my diarrhoea, i was ready as ever to go in

i went in and almost slipped thrice

they warned us about wild boars

and i was pretty excited but

we didnt see any shit, what teh fuck?

all we saw was stupid insects

and then near teh end of the trail, we had to do the bee drill again

after we went out, i realized something..

everyone who went it went out with their shirts dirty

but we didnt!

why is that?

is it because the instructor commended our behaviour earlier on?

he said he was impressed with our behaviour

thats why we didn't do the bee drill in the mud!

yay DELAWARE!!@#!@#!@#@!#@!

stupid faggot fact : Delaware is also a name of a US state

after that we went to river challenge haha

which is a super fun thing

i had to pee halfway but

our strategy was to tie a rope to both trees

and let people hold on to the rope and go over

i did it like nearly the last

and i got soaked in mud

it was actually really really fun like fuck

haha then we had dinner

some lemon drink

which was so freaking awesome

and we prepared for our campfire night

we sang the spongebob Campfire song

LETS GATHER ROUND THE CAMPFIRE AND SING OUR CAMPFIRE SONG
OUR C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G SONG
AND IF YOU DONT THINK THAT WE CAN SING IT FASTER THEN YOU'RE WRONG

BUT IT WOULD HELP IF U JUST SING ALONG!!!!

fucking awesome though, we heard nice songs like fire burning and boom boom boom whatever

we clapped to the beats and stuff like that

enjoyed the whole campfire

and felt dead beat after that

i have to admit it was a fucking great day

especially at night

when fox went to perform, it was freakign cool

the 2t1 fellas know how to dance

awesomeness, and martin and that other guy daryl went to beatbox

and they went to dance

so it was the most popular performance of the night

and then we cheered somemore

and there was this 'bodybuilding' competition

which was actually to check your armpit hair

which is so awesome

then santino and joash had the most i guess

joash lost but nevermind

:) its still awesome

and it was time to close the campfire

mr yong did just that and we sang the school rally

so freaking awesome

and then i found out that the yusoff ishak students want to fight with our st pats boys

they are sec 3 and we are sec 2

they have like 70 people and we have 28 -.-

i hope there wasnt a fight

i didnt like the idea of my friends dying

they were dearly outnumbered like stupid bobonuts

i swear i couldnt sleep

and then we wanted to stay awake

the whole fucking night

but ended up sleeping

i woke up thrice at night

i couldn't sleep...

and everyone was asleep

only when i fell asleep everyone awakes and calls me to awake

NEXT DAY!! (FINAL DAY)

PACK UP AND GO HOME!

i woke up in the morning feeling like p-diddy *

i packed my stuff and lost my fucking torchlight

it was such a freaking expensive one dammit

and i was quite sad

we assembled at the field and put our bags there

but we didnt do morning exercise hahahaa

we just did TENT STRIKING

yay yay yay yay

i did some work, brendan did nothing

isaac did the most

the rest did neutral work

brendan such a slacker

i just found out the ang moh accented guy fought russell peh last night

the thing went like

[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]

*Russell walks to the tent, shines torchlight at person*

Ang Moh Accented guy : Can you switch off the light?
Russell : no

Ang Moh accented guy : fock off

Russell : I wnat to fuck off i fuck off my self

Ang Moh accented guy : please fock off

Ang Moh accented guy : hey you wahnt a faight?

Russell : you said you wanted a fight?

*Ian tan Drags Ang Moh accented guy out of tent*

*FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT*

pewpewpew

[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]

and i just found out maybe there was a fight last night

they said a guy knocked out 3 guys

thats what christian told me so i said ooh

pretty cool becasue the person who fought was one of the 2t1 guys who could dance

rasul also could dance :)

anyway then we had to do area cleaning

we cleaned up the campsite

well i didnt do much

but brendan found a cool *cane*

which can whip very hard

i didnt want to mess with him

and then tommy and nazry gave us info

like nazry's email is coolio_89@_______________

and he plays modern warfare on steam and what shit like that

and they both studied in dunearn

and tommy is 24 years old and stuff like that

and they said their goodbyes , i will probably miss them

they are like the best instructors ever

although i dont think i want to go sec 3 camp

ill miss camping :)

well we had to assemble at the field after that

and that shawn lee whatever his naem is go insult the korean guy

in the end get beaten up

what a loser. really

who the fuck scolds a korean guy a korean dog

LOL?

ok so they said their shares

all the teachers and instructors

well after that, the bus came

and then we all got on

i sat next to kenneth

my bags behind our seat

and i acted retarded

i talked to mr dzul and kenneth

i told mr dzul that he asked kenneth a question and he didnt answer

and kenneth was like WTF LAH?!

the question is

how was the prefect interview?

kenneth can become a prefect and i cant?

thats so not cool :(

anyway we reached st pats

i saw russell sm, garik wee and some other familiar faces

i waited for a cab for 30mins

and i finally went to the front

and i got the cab i wanted

i got home and my mum was waiting

i missed her so much

but my torchlight was missing

and she was quite mad at me

actually to be honest

i was quite angry at myself too

and i threw away my dirty socks

and stuff like that

and stuffed everything int eh washing machine

and i had a fucking great bath

so awesome, cooling

and i had like 12 unlucky encounters LOL

1. Hammered my finger [noone knew that]

2. Stepped on mud with my bare foot

3. Got kicked by Derek who was kicking mud off his shoe

4. Got hit by Brendan's muddy shoe

5. Fell down in the cubicle

6. Tried to slide down the mud and fell down instead

7. Had a dirty towel from cleaning

8. Scalded myself with hot milo

9. Got scalded with hot milo

10. Slipped and hit hand against a tree

11. Slipped and almost fell into the mud pool

12. Got hit in the face by random guy playing

hahaha so unlucky sia this camp

but whatever it was damn nice

i honestly miss life in school

and i will miss this camp forever...

3 cheers for sec 2 camp 2010 !!! :D

there are alot more stuff that i havent said yet

but all of that can wait...

can it? :)

*going to sleepover at Shawn Peter's house tomorrow until monday*

Saturday, March 6, 2010

today i went out to iluma again :)

with the following -

★Courtney

★Joel

★Shawn

★Kenneth

the day started off well.

well i woke up at 8.30 and played comp for awhile

then i went to bathe, nice long shower. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

then i went out and called Shawn and Joel

who slept over and shawns house

and they said meet at 11:30

and im like what the fuck i thought it was 11 :(

i reach there at 11:10 am and waited

waited

bubble tea...

bubble tea finish

and i checked my ipod, 11:40. WHERE THEY?!

call ...

CONVERSATION

Shawn : coming already

Jason : you said 11:30

Shawn : coming already la

Jason : you are over 10mins late

Shawn : k bye.

and they finally reached pasir ris interchange at

11:52am

joel was not as angry with me as i thought but i did apologise...

kenneth called me and said he could come

and im like yay

and said he would reach at about 2

so then, we took the mrt from Pasir ris to bugis.

it was quite funny, as we kept trying to change mrt

we ran out of the mrt once and then we decided to go back in

then on the mrt, joel was listening to music and playing with his lousy apps

what a fag

and i kept shawn entertained with my PRO APPS

and then shawn gave up his seat to an elderly woman

what a kind person!

anyway i like pie

ok so i tried to imitate joels faces

and then shawn laughed at one of my faces

then joel pushed me

i hit the girl infront of me

and i was so embarrassed i ran out of there

and then joel was like hahahaha

and we met courtney at guardian

so we went up to food court

and ate pepper lunch

i bought UPSIZED BEEF PEPPER RICE + CHEESE no CORN

and courtney bought her lousy salmon

and we mixed a sexy drink in which i will post the picture of

INGREDIENTS

Salmon

Spaghetti

Cream Sauce

Bandung

Ice

Lemon Tea

Bubble Gum Wrapper

Chewed Bubble Gum

Spit

A strand of Jason's Hair

ahahaa and kenneth actually tried to drink it

what a fag

did i mention we met kenneth? o.o

kenneth just plopped down on our seat

it was awesome

then we went to iluma

where we bought tickets for

Dear John

quite touching, actually

a movie for those who like to cry

no spoiler here

but no girl in bikini either

at least not clear ones

and we played around for awhile

the funniest parts of the day were at here LOL

shawn kept joking and we ran around

and we saw Toby Lim and his friend

or should i say the G word?

nevermind

and then kenneth kept playing tap tap

we kept playing tap tap

together and sucked so badly at it

we got 300+ only

it was the fucking funnest day this whole month

and its only the 6th

so we watched teh movie

and shawn crushed a popcorn on my head again

and tehn i threw a popcorn on his head

and it rebounded

i LOLed at that anyway

and then i crushed a popcorn on kenneths face

and kenneth kept scolding me

saying that we were embarrassing him

courtney had to leave halfway throughout the movie.

sad ah

she didnt see the whole movie

and after the movie we hung out for awhile, and kenneth had to go

there were only 3 people left

the 3 best

Joel

Shawn

Jason

we went to LAN shop after that

and played suddenattack

we sb all and then joel kept saying

fuck fuck fuck fuck

the uncle come scold him

i laugh at him

i ace siolZ! i power

am i that pro seriously?

then we logged on facebook after that

and spammed jimmys post

at first with sick dick stuff

and then later we posted info from wikipedia

and then info from wikipedia on another language

LOL then later the post is not available

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE POST?

ahhahahahahahahaha ok la

we irritated Jimmy sorry.

and then Joel played L4D

he suddenly shout

then shawn and i laugh like crap

we cannot stop

and he dare me to scare him

then i go behind his chair

i poke him and he punched me

but lucky i blocked it

with my fast reflexes

then later we laugh laugh laugh

and we parted

i went to take bus home

and they took mrt

thats the end of my eventful day.

such a fun day

Saturday, February 20, 2010

hello haha today i went out with
-Shawn Peter
-Courtney -Desih
-Bryce
and
Joel
anyway today was quite fun hahaa
i first met shawn at pasir ris there and he took so long to change
i called him and he said he was still changing
5mins later i call him and he said he was deciding whether to wear a hat or not
then i could hear his sis talking
so later we met and im like, STAB MUHD! << [thanks keven] and that made him laugh by the way its step keven, not stab you nincompoop so after that we went to take MRT and shawn said it would take like half an hour go bugis scientific tests proven that its only 25mins
sometimes shawn can be so dumb
so when we reached bugis i STAB MUHD and walk with earpiece in my ears lololol
and i was listening to for your entertainment
and then we went to the linkbridge and saw joel coming down
and hes like what the hell and he started running up
then a lady was like WTF ? and she moved aside
that was so embarrassing i could kick joel
and then we tussled for awhile and saw bryce
shawn thought bryce was the retard sitting there
and then the real bryce came and he was shy
so after that i told bryce about joels moustache
and we went down to take the 4 storey escalator
there, i showed bryce our pro msn drawings about joel
i showed joel and he threatened me
im not scared of a moustache so i ignored him
when we reached 4th floor, we saw courtney and desih on the 5th
they were waving at us and we reached the 5th floor
there i walked and courtney tried to surprise me but failed epicly
then i was greeted by a fury of slaps and i ran so much i sweated
i swear that was more than 2.4km but i dont mind if its in air conditioned room
we went to the counter and joel was chasing shawn
i shouted 'DOGS COME HERE'
lucky they didnt hear but now they probably know i said that because they are probably reading this sentence right now so i dont bother anyway.
and then we bought 6 tickets for
Valentines Day!

so anyway after that we went to food junction
and ate stuff
well only courtney desih and i went though
we went to buy pepper lunch ahhahaha
so awesome
i bought beef, desih bought beef and courtney bought the salmon (eugh)
and then i bought 2 lemon teas because i was thirsty
shawn bryce joel only drank because they were loners
and then we started joking around
and shawn made fun of joel and desih being together <33 style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">and then desih got truth
and we asked her WOULD YOU EVER DATE JOEL
and she said no, so heartless
now i bet joel is crying because joel likes desih
for some reason, desih is pretty to joel
so that must be a bummer for joel
well okay so after that i acted like justin bieber
and shawn kept pulling bryces shoelaces
and we went into the lift and then we waited for bryce
he is such a slowpoke
he still there and when i went to retrieve him
he was like OH we going?
lol then we went into the lift and shawn pointed middle finger to teh camera
like a MUHD! idk why becuase i dont like him but i was a fail version
i wore shawns MUHD cap and sang ONE TIME
then they all laugh and after that it was time for the movie
we went down and we bought some stuff
i just bought the $3 big coke and desih bought nachos
shawn bought popcorn and then we went inside
i ran to the cinema so i made sure i sat at the corner
then i keep making funny faces and courtney and i BET she was irritated
shawn keep throwing popcorn at me
i throw back
and the person infront of us look back
hahaa and then i threw a block of ice at shawn
and hit his teeth and he went OWWW
and im like oh shit sorry are you okay?
and he gave me the middle finger
then after the movie which was awesome
go watch it urself if you havent yet, its worth $10 really
its funny and got jessica alba/biel inside
also got that damn funny queen latifah and jamie foxx
im not going to spoil the movie for you
soi go watch it now
if u havent
omg i got a spelling mistake sorry its supposed to be SO so sorry i cant bother to press the Up key to correct it but whats funny is that i rather type this than go up and correct it
LOL
in the movie was so fun, courtney fed me nacho chips
and im so happy because i dont have to move
i removed my shoes and let teh cool air do its job
and i kept irritating courtney sorry if i already mentioned it
and teh movie finished haha
ok so we went to the toilet on the other side and joel tried to kick me
and failed epicly
because im quite pro too
i just realized joel had cheerleader socks
and tehn bryce had to go home
i was so sadz
and then desih had to go home next
after that only left joel shawn courtney and me
so i wanted to go home too and they went mrt
only i go bus stop and im so lonely
but its okay i listened to my ipod on the way
so i reached home and nothing much happened
by the way
THANKS COURTNEY FOR THE ROSE PEN
SHAWN I STILL HAVE Publish Post
YOUR CHOCOLATES GG.
and a HAPPY BELATED VALENTINES DAY :)
bye
picture for you :

Left to right: Desih Candra, Courtney Handoko, Shawn Peter, Joel Tan
ok really bye im so bored
by the way i ate cheese noodles or something today
it was quite nice
and i love lemon tea
i love it so much
and i forgot to add that
when we were going to iluma i was going to kick joel
and he did this somersault and fell to the ground
and made himself look like an IDIOT
and all his coins fell out
so good game joel
you are a sucker
loserrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
i actually havent finished telling you everything
there are alot more things that happened that i cant tell you
it cant be put into words and deffo not in this public blog
well sometimes you just cant say what you wanna say
but whatever
:)
peace _\/_

Labels: joel courtney shawn bryce jason

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

WISH YOU ALL A HAPPY PANCAKE DAY! YAY

Pancake Day

Main article: Shrove Tuesday
In Canada,[8] the United Kingdom,[9] Ireland,[10] and Australia,[11] pancakes are traditionally eaten on Shrove Tuesday, which is also known as "Pancake Day" and, particularly in Ireland, as "Pancake Tuesday". (Shrove Tuesday is better known in the United States, France and other countries as Mardi Gras or Fat Tuesday.) Historically, pancakes were made on Shrove Tuesday so that the last of the fatty and rich foods could be used up before Lent.
Charity and school events are organized on Pancake Day: in a "pancake race" each participant carries a pancake in a frying pan. All runners must toss their pancakes as they run and catch them in the frying pan. This event is said to have originated in Olney, England in 1444 when a housewife was still busy frying pancakes to eat before the Lenten fast when she heard the bells of St Peter and St Paul's Church calling her to the Shriving Service. Eager to get to church, she ran out of her house still holding the frying pan complete with pancake, and still wearing her apron and headscarf.[citation needed] Pancake Day is widely celebrated in Australia; ready-made pancake mixes often sell out.
Every Shrove Tuesday since 1950 the towns of Olney[12] and Liberal, Kansas have competed in the International Pancake Race. Only local women may compete; they race, and their times are compared to determine the international winner. In Olney the main women's race is augmented by races for local schoolchildren and for men.
The Rehab UK Parliamentary Pancake Race takes place every Shrove Tuesday, with teams from the British lower house (the House of Commons), the upper house (the House of Lords), and the Fourth Estate, contending for the title of Parliamentary Pancake Race Champions. The fun relay race is to raise awareness of the work of the national brain injury charity, Rehab UK, and the needs of people with acquired brain injury. In 2009, the Lords won.[13]

enjoy your pancakes BITCHES

Sunday, February 14, 2010

today i went out with Shawn Peter and Joel Fag

and it actually turned out more fun than i thought

just saying, there are no photos. :)

ok so it all started out when i wake up in the mornin feelin like p. diddy

ok. erm. i woke up, joel kept calling me and i was like shut up

then i went to bathe after using itunes awhile

then i called shawn

and i said he'd probably still be changing or bathing when i reach pasir ris

so my route is

Farrer Road > Bugis > Pasir Ris > Bugis

and i was right, he was still freaking changing when i reached Pasir Ris

god he had 1 hour and i left house at 11.20

i reach pasir ris 1.00 and he kept me waiting till like 1.30 wtf

_l_

then i waited for him

and he showed up in a red shirt and his stupid retarded attitude

then we boarded the mrt and he borrowed my iPod touch

and played KUNG FU FIGHTING on the MRT

im like punching him and we started playing

then the person beside him playing PSP was obviously irritated

and the person behind us, a malay couple were starring and giggling at us

we were such retards and i was embarrassed

and i stepped on some random guys foot and said sorry

and then we walked out and went bugis

and then we met Joel Tan

i met him for the first time so i was surprised at how retarded he looks

and he was wearing super baggy pants

and im liek LOL look at that

he look quite nerdy but the thing that stood out most was his

MOUSTACHE

then we started fighting

i kicked shawns spinal cord then some old uncle come and say

DONT KICK THE SPINAL CORD AH ITS DANGEROUS

and im like

ok whatever *thinks : get lost*

and then we walked laughing

then we ran away from joel

and we went 4th floor

and we called him and he was at 3rd floor

he dunno where we are

what a stupid retard

and shawn and i were laughin

then we buy mvoie tickets for

PERCY JACKSON and the LIGHTNING THIEF

it was a 3.20 movie and we headed for our lunch

at AJISEN ramen!

thanks joel for treating us, awesome! i never pay u ur $3

and shawn said J.CO restaurant was Jason+Courtney.

I HATE YOU SHAWN :(

so we went and ate

and i ordered chicken wings+ tontoro ramen

and the chicken wings were untouched

then joel go apply for some membership

so we went to buy cinematic drinks

and teh UNCLE there was friendly

i keep insulting joel

then he mixed up our order

we keep laughing then joel litter

i say

UNCLE U SEE HE PUT THERE

den he look at me and say

'UNCLE? WHAT UNCLE'

then all of them laughing and

i brought my gigantus coke to the cinema

and we sat there

and then me and shawn and joel were joking like retards inside

and joel said we were embarrassing him

which was pretty much our aim

i have to admit, it was a pretty awesome movie

so after that we were watchign

and shawn crushed a popcorn

on my head

and i threw ice at joel

then we went toilet and i pee all over the place

and joel went into the cubicle

i hope he falls and dies

but he didnt

he came out alive

so we went down by the escalator

and then shawn wanted to up the 4storey escalator

and joel said no because hes a fag

and he went home

i walked shawn to the mrt station and i walked back to the bus stop

and on the bus some old auntie with really hairy armpits put her hand on the thing ontop there

then i could smell the smelly armpits

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

ok so thats the end of my 4th novel like post

hope u enjoyed it