awesome is the right word

Sunday, February 14, 2010

today i went out with Shawn Peter and Joel Fag

and it actually turned out more fun than i thought

just saying, there are no photos. :)

ok so it all started out when i wake up in the mornin feelin like p. diddy

ok. erm. i woke up, joel kept calling me and i was like shut up

then i went to bathe after using itunes awhile

then i called shawn

and i said he'd probably still be changing or bathing when i reach pasir ris

so my route is

Farrer Road > Bugis > Pasir Ris > Bugis

and i was right, he was still freaking changing when i reached Pasir Ris

god he had 1 hour and i left house at 11.20

i reach pasir ris 1.00 and he kept me waiting till like 1.30 wtf

_l_

then i waited for him

and he showed up in a red shirt and his stupid retarded attitude

then we boarded the mrt and he borrowed my iPod touch

and played KUNG FU FIGHTING on the MRT

im like punching him and we started playing

then the person beside him playing PSP was obviously irritated

and the person behind us, a malay couple were starring and giggling at us

we were such retards and i was embarrassed

and i stepped on some random guys foot and said sorry

and then we walked out and went bugis

and then we met Joel Tan

i met him for the first time so i was surprised at how retarded he looks

and he was wearing super baggy pants

and im liek LOL look at that

he look quite nerdy but the thing that stood out most was his

MOUSTACHE

then we started fighting

i kicked shawns spinal cord then some old uncle come and say

DONT KICK THE SPINAL CORD AH ITS DANGEROUS

and im like

ok whatever *thinks : get lost*

and then we walked laughing

then we ran away from joel

and we went 4th floor

and we called him and he was at 3rd floor

he dunno where we are

what a stupid retard

and shawn and i were laughin

then we buy mvoie tickets for

PERCY JACKSON and the LIGHTNING THIEF

it was a 3.20 movie and we headed for our lunch

at AJISEN ramen!

thanks joel for treating us, awesome! i never pay u ur $3

and shawn said J.CO restaurant was Jason+Courtney.

I HATE YOU SHAWN :(

so we went and ate

and i ordered chicken wings+ tontoro ramen

and the chicken wings were untouched

then joel go apply for some membership

so we went to buy cinematic drinks

and teh UNCLE there was friendly

i keep insulting joel

then he mixed up our order

we keep laughing then joel litter

i say

UNCLE U SEE HE PUT THERE

den he look at me and say

'UNCLE? WHAT UNCLE'

then all of them laughing and

i brought my gigantus coke to the cinema

and we sat there

and then me and shawn and joel were joking like retards inside

and joel said we were embarrassing him

which was pretty much our aim

i have to admit, it was a pretty awesome movie

so after that we were watchign

and shawn crushed a popcorn

on my head

and i threw ice at joel

then we went toilet and i pee all over the place

and joel went into the cubicle

i hope he falls and dies

but he didnt

he came out alive

so we went down by the escalator

and then shawn wanted to up the 4storey escalator

and joel said no because hes a fag

and he went home

i walked shawn to the mrt station and i walked back to the bus stop

and on the bus some old auntie with really hairy armpits put her hand on the thing ontop there

then i could smell the smelly armpits

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

ok so thats the end of my 4th novel like post

hope u enjoyed it