Saturday, January 16, 2010
1st post. I r formal so I r write in english :D
today i went out with kenneth and courtney to iluma
and i just found out Joel and Shawn went too
what jackassses
lucky i never see them if not i get beat up by shawn
nah im not worried
anyway lets continue with my story.
wao it was freaking awesome, i reach at like 1.10 and met kenneth at bugis junction
kenneth is a dickhead.
and then we waited until like 1.25 for courtney
she walk past me like 2 times and didnt even notice
and then i was laughing, then kenneth didnt even know who she was and she suddenly come to me and try to kick me but i avoided her kick with my awesome powers
we went to buy bubble tea, and kenneth say its too much
and i finished mine :D
den we go walk to iluma with the new linkbridge
cool, we took the lift and we bought the 4.10 vampire assistant movie tickets which was a jackass move
but, it had its good moments
kenneth was hungry so we went to food court
and courtney and i love pepper lunch express
i bought beef and she bought the disgusting salmon
so i am awesome i drank 1 glass of lemon tea and 1 glass of coke
and we pour soup in the empty cup, and then put beansprout all inside
den i got dared to drink and said i'd rather kiss keven
which is a lie
so we spent the next 1hour walking around pointlessly
then i go on the escalator one guy go touch my hand and smile at me
i was so damn scared,
and i shouted pedophile! but he didnt hear
omg i almost got raped who would want to rape me?
and we watched vampire assistant without any snacks
it was a good movie, bad acting at some parts, and quite funny
kenneth and i were playing around in the cinema
i go take off my shoes and socks then step on his shoe
den he try to push me off den he move his leg all
then the girl beside him look at us
den when the who blood the darren guy in the movie i pretended to blood kenneth
den the girl look at us again
den we keep punching each other LOL
fun like hell, courtney and i laugh like hell den noone laugh
what humorless people there are in singapore.
and then after that i went to the toilet on the other side of level 5
kenneth and i go pee den i wash my hand i go spray all teh water at him
he laugh den we got this fight then courtney see and ask kenneth if i was playing with water,
then we go do the flit battle, the superfast vampire thing, den we kick punch all
then i want push open the door got 1 small girl there, den kenneth and i were laughing at what would happen if i pushed it, too bad its a PULL door'
then after that Kenneth was hungry, he went to buy popcorn
and then he drop his 50 cent coin, i try to take
den he go step step all,
i cant take and then suddenly i slipped and i fell
on my knee, and i was laughing at myself like shit
then i see the sign "CAUTION WET FLOOR"
then after that he go gimme popcorn i "accidentally" drop it
and i put 10 c coin in his popcorn
he try to dig for it but to no avail, then i go put another coin
and he keep trying to dig, then he dont want eat anymore
he throw away, what a jackass
after that we went bugis junction and went gramophone
courtney go find her boyfriend den cannot find
kenneth dunno where mrt and i said it was at TORI Q there, he said TORI WHAT?
dumbass.
anyway once kenneth went courtney went to buy the domo toy thing for her friend bday
and i needed to go home den she said "GO HOME FIRST"
i was like, u sure? den she say ya
den i look at her go up the escalator and stick out my tongue at her
and then i went home.
i go home i was greeted by my moms cheese pasta and it was delicious
although i got diarrhoea after that for some reason
then i went into my room den go read manga at onemanga.com
i chatted with courtney and kenneth on msn which is aweasome
kenneth is a retard
courtney is weird
i am awesome.
by the way thats pretty much my day and my bro bought new tennis racquet, awesome!
after that my mom ask me clean up my bed there
den i pick up like 12 soft toys and books den i thought i got bitten by spider
im allergic to dust so i sneeze like shit
den my mom angry with me because my room got like 15 bottles of soft drinks
3 havent finish yet
den my mom show her angry face which is scary as hell.
ok too long alr the blog post.
THE END.
QUIZ :
Bold the truth.
I'm loud.
I'm obnoxious.
I'm sarcastic.
I'm cocky.
I cry easily.
I have a bad temper.
For the most part, I don't like people.
I'm easy to get along with.
I like to fight.
I have more enemies than friends.
I've smoked.
I've smoked weed.
I clean my room daily.
My appearence
I'm shorter than 5'5.
I wear makeup I wear a piece of jewelery at all times.
I wear contacts.
I wear glasses.
I've had braces.
I have braces.
I change my hair color often.
I straighten my hair often.
My ears are pierced.
I have small feet.
Relationships
I'm in a relationship now.
I'm single.
I'm crushin'.
I've missed an ex before.
I'm always scared of being hurt
An ex has physically abused me at least once.
I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
I've been in love more than two times.
I believe in love at first sight.
I believe lust is more important than love.
Friendships
I have a best friend.
I have at least ten friends.
I've gotten a phone call in the last 48hours from a friend.
I've beaten up a friend.
I've been in a serious fight with a friend.
I can trust at least five people with my life.
Experiences
I've been on a plane.
I've been on a train.
I've left the state/province.
Someone close to me has died.
I've taken a taxi.
I've taken a city bus.
I've taken a school bus.
I've gone bungee jumping.
I've made a speech.
I've been in some sort of club.
I've won an award.
I've spent 24hours on the computer straight.
I've been in a physical fight.
Music
I listen to country.
I listen to pop.
I listen to techno.
I listen to rock.
I listen to screamo.
I'm one of those people who play songs repeatedly until I'm sick of it.
I hate the radio.
I download music.
I buy CD's.
Family Life
I get along with both of my parents.
My biological parents are still together.
I've at least one brother.
I've at least one sister.
I've at least one step brother/sister.
I've at least one half brother/sister.
I've been kicked out of the house.
I've ran away from home.
I've sworn at my parents.
I've made my parents cry.
I've lied to my parents.
I've lied to my parents about where I am.
I've lied to my parents about what I'm doing.
I've lied to my parents so I'd be allowed out.
I've walked out when I've been grounded.
School
I've thrown something at a teacher.
I've yelled at a teacher.
I've been suspended.
I've had an in-school suspension.
I've been sent to the principal's office.
I've walked out of class.
I've skipped an entire day of school.
I've skipped a whole month of one certain class.
I've failed a test.
I've cheated on a test.
I've helped someone else cheat on a test.
I've failed Art.
I've failed P.E.
I've failed Math.
I've failed Science.
I've failed another class.
A teacher has called my parents.
I've been caught skipping.
I've been on the honor roll.
I've been on effort honor roll.
10 more to go zz :
1. Are you single ?
Yes
2. Are you happy ?
Yes
3. Are you bored ?
Not really
4. Are you fair ?
Skin colour? Not so
Judgement? YES
5. Are you indian ?
Nope LOL
6. Are you stupid ?
Yes, Homer Simpson is smarter than me, DOH!
7.Are you honest ?
Depends
8. Are you irish ?
Nope
9. Are you nice ?
Yes
10. Are you asian ?
YES!
Ten Facts :
1. Full Name
- Jason Lam
2. Nickname
- Lumpy < if u call me that and ur not close to me i swear i will kick you
3. Birthplace
- Singapore
4. Hair color
- Black
5. Hair style
- Idiotic?
6. Eye color
- Dark Dark Brown
7. DOB
- 19 November 1996
8. Mood
- Awesome
9. Favourite color
- Blue
10. One place you wished to visit
- California or Egypt
Ten facts about your love :
1. Been in love
- No
2. Believe love in first sight
- Yea
3. Currently have a crush
- No
4. Hurt emotionally before
- Yes
5. Broken someone's heart
- Yes, my mom
6. Have your heart broken
- No
7. Like someone but kept in heart
- No
8. Are you afraid of commitment
- No
9. Last person you hugged
- My mom, im a good boy
10. Last person you said ILYs
- My bro?
Peference in love :
1. Smile or Eyes
- Smile
2. Light or dark hair
- Dark
3. Hugs or Kiss
- Kiss
4. Shorter or taller
- Shorter
5. Intelligence or attraction
- Both
6. Violent or pathetic
- Neither
7. Older or younger
- Whether I like her or not
8. Outgoing or quiet
- Outgoing
9. Sweet or bad
- Sweet with a hint of badness
Last :
1. Call you made
- Kenneth
2. Hugged
- Mom
3. Hung out
- Kenneth and Courtney
4. Talked to
- Kenneth Courtney Mom Bro
5. Texted
- Kenneth Courtney Keven
6. Move
- My chair. :D
7. Last person or thing you miss
- My dad



