awesome is the right word

Saturday, January 23, 2010

this is a very long post so im not gonna bother to change colour
im just gonna stick with blue

okay so today i went to iluma with kenneth and courtney

(like last week)

actually edward and bryce wanted to come

but they chickened out last minute

:D jk

ok so i was the latest

i saw kenneth adn courtney in mrt there

i sms them from iluma they thought i at home

:D den i walk to junction den she slap me

i now bleeding :(

ok so we went iluma and bought movie ticket

for TOOTH FAIRY

it was a damn funny movie

den it was 1:00pm and the movie was 3.25 so we

had time to kill

we went to food court

and eat PEPPER LUNCH EXPRESS :D

it was damn nice

i forgot to ask for no corn

because i hate corn but now i like it

and i buy coke float

its so nice sia i love the lunch

den we go gramophone see courtney's david archuleta

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and i want to buy some and some dvds too
and hten after than we go buy food
me and kenneth play dance battle
we do all teh super lame moves and hit each other
a few people watching us were laughing LOL
and i was happy to be an entertainer
anyway we got into the movie. plenty of laughs
and then i keep punching kenneth
and kenneth say my laugh weird
den i playing with ice
i throw at kenneth and courtney
den one time i thrwo at kenneth
i missed then hit the girl beside him
then she stare at me and say OUCH
and i say
sorry :(
she reply its okay!
and i was laughing to ymself
then got the toothfairy guy do teh freakin funny faces
only me and kenneth laugh in the whole cinema
what humourless people :O
and i did some stupid altering to hot n cold lyrics
so after that we go out den we go bugis junction
then we send kenneth off after fighting for fun awhile
after that courtney and i go converse buy my new school shoes
39.90 only
too bad cnat use my AWESOME MEMBERSHIP CARD and get discount
because its already discounted
what jackass stuff
anyway after that we went to buy bubbletea
and courtney dont dare go inside gramophone with bubbletea
so we go 77th street buy her dinosaur dickies bag
but too bad there dont have
so we went down to iluma again we go sit there for 5mins
den we go down, since it was liek 6pm
then one guy ask courtney if she want take picture
den she say no and run away
den he go DRAG me to take picture
he go push me all
then ask me my name and contact number
i give them
i take picture
i have it HAHA but i not going to show
i look like a complete faggot
anyway after that we go wait for courtney mom
den she reaching i go take bus home
then i reach home my mom at IKEA
she go buy hot dog for me
so sad no meatballs
anyway i eat the hotdog and watch glee! again
it was glee! fun!
then after that my bro go play tennis
hope he dont meet hte tennis ghost!
ok its weird now
if a publisher come my blog
u can publish my blog and titel it
JASONS AWESOMENESS
BYE :D

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEREK LOH :D

Thursday, January 21, 2010

yo ahahhahahahaha

today was quite boring

i went school adn i handed in my photoshop work for the yog project

den mr sayed nod his head say NOT BAD

im awesome right

and today after that i watched american idol

next week going to go Los Angeles, CA

my future house city , want to go there cos most of my celeb crushes live there

anyway enough of the crap and stfu if not i will shove my head up ur ass.

and i hate miley cyrus

so dont post anything about her in my blog

if she fails we will all have Party in The U.S.A!

i seriously hate her because u can see that shes fucking arrogant

she famous big fuck?

anyway tomorrow is friday

awesome day, i love the feeling that have no school the next day

maybe going out the day after tmr

nothing much to post

i dont like Keven much either,

these few days he acting like a gangster

but actually hes a jackass

tada.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

today was damn boring as usual

i went to school and i forgot to go office to print my artwork

now noone would help me print

its FREAKIN DEPRESSING

okay so i come home i go play com

my mom go clean house alr

i eat cheese and egg roti prata

then she go scold me for i forgot what reason

anyway today at 6 i go watch american idol

ahha they went chicago and there are some

badass people, 2nd day only got 2 go in, but later suddenly become 6

its a really good episode

cant wait for tomorrow, im so bored

waiting for someone to help me print

sigh okay i guess this is the end

QUIZ

Do your parents actually knock on your door before entering your room or just barge right in, instead?
Depends on their mood lolololll

Are you a nymphomaniac?
If its a good thing, yes
if not, no

Do you own a deck of cards?
Yes

What is the equation for The Pythagorean Theorem
T+H+E+P+Y+T+H+A+G+O+R+E+A+N x T-H+E+O+R-ExM

When was the last time you experienced a power outage?
last year

Would you prefer sitting in front of someone you like or behind him/her?
behind

Do you know anybody who’s got a “Chocolate” cell phone?
I got strawberry. *Lick*

Are you meticulous about the way you dress and the rest of your appearance?
not really, i just put on a shirt and pants

When was the last time you stuck out your tongue and blew a raspberry?
what the?

How many students are in your school?
96

Do you attract only the dorky guys?
<3>

What classes do you not pay attention in at all?

im a good boy

Are Converses for preps or punks?

both

Do your parents attend parties and leave you at home?

no, my parents are kind of loners

What is the first URL you usually type in when logging on to the Web? www.google.com, it r my bff

How many shelves are on the bookcase closest to you?

Pick one: Hamlet or Macbeth?

Your mom

Do any of your friends take as many surveys as you?

That brendan dude does more :D

Why does black hair-dye look so unnatural?

that sounds pretty haircolourcist so im not going to be an ass and answer that haircolourcist question

Do you enjoy popping bubble wrap? When was the last time you did that?

YES LOL, LIKE 5 MINS AGO

Do you drag your feet while walking?

hmm, never really noticed if i have, probably sometimes

What colour ink pen do you normally use?

Blue

How often do you buy sodas from vending machines?

Not often

Do you talk a lot in class or mainly just keep to yourself?

im a good boy. i talk quite alot i guess

Do you make your bed in the morning?

who does that, mom does that!

When you are grounded, what are you usually restricted from?

i dont get grounded, im a good boy

If a boy were to write you a love letter? ill call him gay and introduce him to bruno or borat or some shit like that

Do you own a sombero?

Do you prefer to wear knee length or ankle socks?

ankle

Would you rather have Cool Whip or Reddi Whip?

i just ate biscuits

Can somebody be shy and reserved, yet not care about what people think of them at the same time?

yes

Do you own a pair of aviators?

no im awesome enough

What brand of pants are you wearing currently?

srory to say that im not wearing pants atm

Don’t you hate it when you’ve used up the eraser on a pencil?

i dont use erasers, i just cancel

Have you ever ridden a double-decker bus?

erm, duh? p.p

When you make eye contact with somebody, do you instantly smile at them?

no, when they look back at me and if they look friendly, i smile, if not, i look away because im a good boy

How many dresses do you own?

3.14195

Have you ever sat down in a chair but fell to the floor, only to find that someone pulled out your chair on

YES LOL STFU

Is white a darker colour than black? yes?

or however u spell his name

Don’t you hate it when you hair gets staticy and sticks to your neck and chin?

no, my hair is short becuase im a good boy

Have you ever licked someone before? Gotten licked by someone? Where?

yes i licked jessica alba twice and she is begging for moar. ok thats just sick im not like riley im a good boy

What do you do if you suddenly fart loudly in public? How do you try to hide it? "OI WHY U FART? KNN WAN KENA BEAT ISIT?" nah jk im a good boy

Do you ever wear the same socks 2 or 3 days in a row, because you never felt like taking them off?

no im a clean boy

How often do you get shampoo in your eyes?

once or twice in my life, very rarely

Do you use any baby products, like baby shampoo, powder. etc?

when i was a baby yes

Do you kiss and tell?

lolwut

Have you ever heard of Newfoundland?

is it newfound? if it is then no

Do you believe that the world will end in 2012?

maybe, mr thompson : "Whats 2012? Its the end of the world, the earthquake in Haiti is the first warning"

If you had to move to a country that begins with the letter A, where would you move?

Antartica, so i can befriend polarbears

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

today was quite cool i guess

but dumb.

before i start

PANTS ON THE GROUND

LOOKIN LIKE A FOOL WITH YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND

anyway today i went to school as usual
i sleep and then hanif suddenly come to the bus
i said hi and then i go school
den i met keven the retarded afro guy
later in class got PE must run 3 rounds arnd field
i damn tired LOL i didnt even run all
and then later must do sit ups and shuttle run
i hate that lah

and then kenneth and i fight like dumbasses

then we got boring day and after that i had to stay back for drama

then in drama we got some top secret information

and then we drwa on the white board

i drew 2 pigs a bunny and a voodoo doll

then everyone draw all the stuff

then at the side of the wall i go draw

PANTS ON THE GROUND

LOOKIN LIKE A FOOL WITH YO PANTS ON THE GROUND

WITH THE GOLD IN YOUR MOUTH

HAT TURNED SIDEWAYS

then bryan sim and kevin monterio go sing roflcopter

den i join in

after that i went to take bus and saw michael rodrigues

he say he go play cs but i bet he sucks

tehn i reach home and eat cornflakes

and im bored, tomrorow got reading period i gonna bring darren shan

okay the end :D

Monday, January 18, 2010

just started using colour words

haha yes today i got letter that maybe gonna enbloc
i probably gonna move house to bedok or something
then the rest is for trips
like to florida and disneyworld
i just got tuition and i use my girl voice halfway
this is damn cool sia
anyway i hope kenneth can go watch movie this sat
because it will be fucking boring without him
im so bored now noone talk with me
anyway i later update if i got shit to tell.

2nd blog quiz
About You
whats your name ? : Jason
do you like your name? : Not really
what grade are you in ? : Idk, 8? Sec 2 :D
how old are you ? : 13
when/where were you born? : 19 November 1996, Singapore
do you like where you are in life right now ? : Pretty much, waiting for my success

Favourites
colour : blue
dinner food : noodles, any type
breakfast food : cereal
fruit: mango banana strawberries :D
vegetable : fuck vegetables
candy: chewing gum/ bubble gum
physical activity : Tennis, Badminton

name four people you trust the most :
- Edward
- Kenneth
- My brother
- Courtney

why did you pick the first one first? : Because he's the first one i thought about lmao
what makes you trust those four ? : Because they are bestest :D
is one of them your best friend ? : Pretty much all, except my bro, who is my brother
do they all go to your school ? : 2 of them do
if one of them died, what would you do ? : †RIP†
if one was in the hospital, would you visit ? : Yus
have you ever cried over one of these people ? : Yea my bro.
if you got backstabbed by one , would you ever trust them again ? : Maybe
have you kissed one? : Brother
was it good? : not really, it was disgusting

MUSIC!
are you listening to music right now ? : Yes
what song ? : Pants on the ground
what is your favourite song ? : Pretty much all the songs you hear on MTV hits
favourite band? : Any band that produces good music
did/do you own an ipod? : Yes
what colour ? : Black, silver behind
what kind of music do you listen to ? : alternative rock
has your music style changed recently ? : Yea

sleeping
where do you normally sleep ? : on my bed
did you have a dream lastnight? : Yes
what was it about ? : a ghost coming out of a grave and slapping my friend (keven)
what was your favourite dream ? : an awesomest dream
what was your scariest dream ? : zombies
what was your funniest dream ? : LMAO, there was this platypus downstair my house, then whenever i go down i would kick it and it would scream FUCK YOU
what was your weirdest dream ? : the one i just said
do you like to sleep ? : yes!
night/day/both ? : night
what colour are your sheets?: red

random shit
what colour is your toothbrush ? : green
what kind is it? : a toothbrush
do you brush your teeth upstairs, or downstairs? : both
what toothpaste do you use? : Colgate TOTAL!

Woman : Bye!

Dentist : Hi, do you know bacteria are building up in your mouth right now

Woman : Really?

Dentist : Come lets do an oral scan

*TEET TEET TEET*

Woman : !!! But I brush every morning!

Dentist : Then try something advanced!

COLGATE TOTAL

NEXT DAY

Woman : Bye!

Dentist : Did you use Colgate Total?

Woman : Sure Did!

Dentist : Lets do an oral scan!

TEET TEET TEET

Woman : Wow it really works!
do you use mouthwash ? : no
what colour are your nails? : transparent
do you have any jewlery on ? : no
what are your teachers names?: chongcb, kngkong, the ass lit teacher.
what is your favourite subject ? : DNT and Science
what subject do you do best in ? : English
are you doing good in school now? : Awesome
who's your favourite teacher/s? : Mr Dzul and Mr Kng
do you like school ? : in what sense?
do you have your own “possy” ? : yus
are you popular? : not really :P
who is? : yo mama
if you're not .. do you hate the popular? : nope
what school do you go to ? : st patricks school
are you in highschool ? : i think so :O

Sunday, January 17, 2010

haha 2nd post, blogging is fun!
so happy my dad at home
too bad he going tomorrow without saying goodbye :(
today i woke up at like 10.32am,
my brother and father were already awake
so my brother ask me open the gate for his gf if she came
but in the end we go eat fish & co
i ate the new york fish and chips which was my favourite
but today i didnt even feel like eating it
i just finish my french fries and then never eat fish
i order teh jungle freeze, damn big sia the cup
but i managed to drink it all, too bad no pic.
then we go home i go update this blog all
now nothing to update, very boring
then i go read darren shan book :O
and then go out watch tv with my bro
we watch MOST SHOCKING
but at 7pm my tuition teacher come
and we had to stop, since we havent eat dinner
we ask him to end lesson at 8pm instead of 8.30
and he said ok
then i do english summary i go write alot crap
and then he bring home and mark
and i do all the questions so fast
then we go my house there the GRANDMA's restaurant
then my mom and dad both bang their head against the lamp
LOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOL
i go eat the steak, so small
and then i eat finish, and i say i full
but actually im not and by the time we reach home its like 9.30
today not much happened.
courtney go sms me and say she sprained her leg and im like awww
ok its time to go sleep, good night!