awesome is the right word

Saturday, February 20, 2010

hello haha today i went out with
-Shawn Peter
-Courtney -Desih
-Bryce
and
Joel
anyway today was quite fun hahaa
i first met shawn at pasir ris there and he took so long to change
i called him and he said he was still changing
5mins later i call him and he said he was deciding whether to wear a hat or not
then i could hear his sis talking
so later we met and im like, STAB MUHD! << [thanks keven] and that made him laugh by the way its step keven, not stab you nincompoop so after that we went to take MRT and shawn said it would take like half an hour go bugis scientific tests proven that its only 25mins
sometimes shawn can be so dumb
so when we reached bugis i STAB MUHD and walk with earpiece in my ears lololol
and i was listening to for your entertainment
and then we went to the linkbridge and saw joel coming down
and hes like what the hell and he started running up
then a lady was like WTF ? and she moved aside
that was so embarrassing i could kick joel
and then we tussled for awhile and saw bryce
shawn thought bryce was the retard sitting there
and then the real bryce came and he was shy
so after that i told bryce about joels moustache
and we went down to take the 4 storey escalator
there, i showed bryce our pro msn drawings about joel
i showed joel and he threatened me
im not scared of a moustache so i ignored him
when we reached 4th floor, we saw courtney and desih on the 5th
they were waving at us and we reached the 5th floor
there i walked and courtney tried to surprise me but failed epicly
then i was greeted by a fury of slaps and i ran so much i sweated
i swear that was more than 2.4km but i dont mind if its in air conditioned room
we went to the counter and joel was chasing shawn
i shouted 'DOGS COME HERE'
lucky they didnt hear but now they probably know i said that because they are probably reading this sentence right now so i dont bother anyway.
and then we bought 6 tickets for
Valentines Day!

so anyway after that we went to food junction
and ate stuff
well only courtney desih and i went though
we went to buy pepper lunch ahhahaha
so awesome
i bought beef, desih bought beef and courtney bought the salmon (eugh)
and then i bought 2 lemon teas because i was thirsty
shawn bryce joel only drank because they were loners
and then we started joking around
and shawn made fun of joel and desih being together <33 style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">and then desih got truth
and we asked her WOULD YOU EVER DATE JOEL
and she said no, so heartless
now i bet joel is crying because joel likes desih
for some reason, desih is pretty to joel
so that must be a bummer for joel
well okay so after that i acted like justin bieber
and shawn kept pulling bryces shoelaces
and we went into the lift and then we waited for bryce
he is such a slowpoke
he still there and when i went to retrieve him
he was like OH we going?
lol then we went into the lift and shawn pointed middle finger to teh camera
like a MUHD! idk why becuase i dont like him but i was a fail version
i wore shawns MUHD cap and sang ONE TIME
then they all laugh and after that it was time for the movie
we went down and we bought some stuff
i just bought the $3 big coke and desih bought nachos
shawn bought popcorn and then we went inside
i ran to the cinema so i made sure i sat at the corner
then i keep making funny faces and courtney and i BET she was irritated
shawn keep throwing popcorn at me
i throw back
and the person infront of us look back
hahaa and then i threw a block of ice at shawn
and hit his teeth and he went OWWW
and im like oh shit sorry are you okay?
and he gave me the middle finger
then after the movie which was awesome
go watch it urself if you havent yet, its worth $10 really
its funny and got jessica alba/biel inside
also got that damn funny queen latifah and jamie foxx
im not going to spoil the movie for you
soi go watch it now
if u havent
omg i got a spelling mistake sorry its supposed to be SO so sorry i cant bother to press the Up key to correct it but whats funny is that i rather type this than go up and correct it
LOL
in the movie was so fun, courtney fed me nacho chips
and im so happy because i dont have to move
i removed my shoes and let teh cool air do its job
and i kept irritating courtney sorry if i already mentioned it
and teh movie finished haha
ok so we went to the toilet on the other side and joel tried to kick me
and failed epicly
because im quite pro too
i just realized joel had cheerleader socks
and tehn bryce had to go home
i was so sadz
and then desih had to go home next
after that only left joel shawn courtney and me
so i wanted to go home too and they went mrt
only i go bus stop and im so lonely
but its okay i listened to my ipod on the way
so i reached home and nothing much happened
by the way
THANKS COURTNEY FOR THE ROSE PEN
SHAWN I STILL HAVE Publish Post
YOUR CHOCOLATES GG.
and a HAPPY BELATED VALENTINES DAY :)
bye
picture for you :

Left to right: Desih Candra, Courtney Handoko, Shawn Peter, Joel Tan
ok really bye im so bored
by the way i ate cheese noodles or something today
it was quite nice
and i love lemon tea
i love it so much
and i forgot to add that
when we were going to iluma i was going to kick joel
and he did this somersault and fell to the ground
and made himself look like an IDIOT
and all his coins fell out
so good game joel
you are a sucker
loserrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
i actually havent finished telling you everything
there are alot more things that happened that i cant tell you
it cant be put into words and deffo not in this public blog
well sometimes you just cant say what you wanna say
but whatever
:)
peace _\/_

Labels: joel courtney shawn bryce jason

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

WISH YOU ALL A HAPPY PANCAKE DAY! YAY

Pancake Day

Main article: Shrove Tuesday
In Canada,[8] the United Kingdom,[9] Ireland,[10] and Australia,[11] pancakes are traditionally eaten on Shrove Tuesday, which is also known as "Pancake Day" and, particularly in Ireland, as "Pancake Tuesday". (Shrove Tuesday is better known in the United States, France and other countries as Mardi Gras or Fat Tuesday.) Historically, pancakes were made on Shrove Tuesday so that the last of the fatty and rich foods could be used up before Lent.
Charity and school events are organized on Pancake Day: in a "pancake race" each participant carries a pancake in a frying pan. All runners must toss their pancakes as they run and catch them in the frying pan. This event is said to have originated in Olney, England in 1444 when a housewife was still busy frying pancakes to eat before the Lenten fast when she heard the bells of St Peter and St Paul's Church calling her to the Shriving Service. Eager to get to church, she ran out of her house still holding the frying pan complete with pancake, and still wearing her apron and headscarf.[citation needed] Pancake Day is widely celebrated in Australia; ready-made pancake mixes often sell out.
Every Shrove Tuesday since 1950 the towns of Olney[12] and Liberal, Kansas have competed in the International Pancake Race. Only local women may compete; they race, and their times are compared to determine the international winner. In Olney the main women's race is augmented by races for local schoolchildren and for men.
The Rehab UK Parliamentary Pancake Race takes place every Shrove Tuesday, with teams from the British lower house (the House of Commons), the upper house (the House of Lords), and the Fourth Estate, contending for the title of Parliamentary Pancake Race Champions. The fun relay race is to raise awareness of the work of the national brain injury charity, Rehab UK, and the needs of people with acquired brain injury. In 2009, the Lords won.[13]

enjoy your pancakes BITCHES

Sunday, February 14, 2010

today i went out with Shawn Peter and Joel Fag

and it actually turned out more fun than i thought

just saying, there are no photos. :)

ok so it all started out when i wake up in the mornin feelin like p. diddy

ok. erm. i woke up, joel kept calling me and i was like shut up

then i went to bathe after using itunes awhile

then i called shawn

and i said he'd probably still be changing or bathing when i reach pasir ris

so my route is

Farrer Road > Bugis > Pasir Ris > Bugis

and i was right, he was still freaking changing when i reached Pasir Ris

god he had 1 hour and i left house at 11.20

i reach pasir ris 1.00 and he kept me waiting till like 1.30 wtf

_l_

then i waited for him

and he showed up in a red shirt and his stupid retarded attitude

then we boarded the mrt and he borrowed my iPod touch

and played KUNG FU FIGHTING on the MRT

im like punching him and we started playing

then the person beside him playing PSP was obviously irritated

and the person behind us, a malay couple were starring and giggling at us

we were such retards and i was embarrassed

and i stepped on some random guys foot and said sorry

and then we walked out and went bugis

and then we met Joel Tan

i met him for the first time so i was surprised at how retarded he looks

and he was wearing super baggy pants

and im liek LOL look at that

he look quite nerdy but the thing that stood out most was his

MOUSTACHE

then we started fighting

i kicked shawns spinal cord then some old uncle come and say

DONT KICK THE SPINAL CORD AH ITS DANGEROUS

and im like

ok whatever *thinks : get lost*

and then we walked laughing

then we ran away from joel

and we went 4th floor

and we called him and he was at 3rd floor

he dunno where we are

what a stupid retard

and shawn and i were laughin

then we buy mvoie tickets for

PERCY JACKSON and the LIGHTNING THIEF

it was a 3.20 movie and we headed for our lunch

at AJISEN ramen!

thanks joel for treating us, awesome! i never pay u ur $3

and shawn said J.CO restaurant was Jason+Courtney.

I HATE YOU SHAWN :(

so we went and ate

and i ordered chicken wings+ tontoro ramen

and the chicken wings were untouched

then joel go apply for some membership

so we went to buy cinematic drinks

and teh UNCLE there was friendly

i keep insulting joel

then he mixed up our order

we keep laughing then joel litter

i say

UNCLE U SEE HE PUT THERE

den he look at me and say

'UNCLE? WHAT UNCLE'

then all of them laughing and

i brought my gigantus coke to the cinema

and we sat there

and then me and shawn and joel were joking like retards inside

and joel said we were embarrassing him

which was pretty much our aim

i have to admit, it was a pretty awesome movie

so after that we were watchign

and shawn crushed a popcorn

on my head

and i threw ice at joel

then we went toilet and i pee all over the place

and joel went into the cubicle

i hope he falls and dies

but he didnt

he came out alive

so we went down by the escalator

and then shawn wanted to up the 4storey escalator

and joel said no because hes a fag

and he went home

i walked shawn to the mrt station and i walked back to the bus stop

and on the bus some old auntie with really hairy armpits put her hand on the thing ontop there

then i could smell the smelly armpits

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

ok so thats the end of my 4th novel like post

hope u enjoyed it